page 2: Illistration by Sketchbookkid
page 3: "Common classic, in which you desist"
page 6: "this big multi-national company shipped me a coffin"
I caught you
What happens when your idols are in prison?
I'm trying to train myself to listen
Crossing stretches of Christmas lights with Catherine Zeta Jones
I got money for leaving them hanging
Shala lala, can't you take it in New York?
Fly away
I dreamt I had sex with Yoko Ono
I was Mae Pang
You were an orchestra
I shut you off
It's a nightmare out there
It's too much to bare
I couldn't focus on my studies so I wrote out my woes
In the wrong hands that could come in handy
I'm really doing fine and dandy
So don't get to close this'll be great.
Common classic, in which you desist
Rise up and give me a lift
Resist
But I laughed
I watch the headlines, come on
Resistance is futile
His dancing is fertile
Resistance is futile
Planter's warts and a bundle of AIDs
Riding the bus with my thickest shades
Because I live in fear
Heard you got some gear
Have a good life.
colon cancer!
you stagnant creep
your wedding was a freakshow
the photographer practically imploded
never mind national geographic
here i come world!
i saw him buy a space suit
i guess it's time to tell you
she doesn't feel anything
she just wants in the band
stand up and give us a song!
not that one, the one we like!
you wouldn't know a classic if it stole your bike
so come on jupiter
and come on japan
let's go find us a real man.
dear god,
what have i done?!
you've created a masterpiece!
and it's eating me out of house and home
the rats are back and they've all got two-by-fours
say that we're going to make the budget
tell me that hope is not lost!
my dear, i sold our daughter to a miner from the south
he had a strange walk and a jolly mouth
the tiger is eating your children alive
all the better, they'll learn to survive
from the falls of others and the threats that we whisper
that colour looks great there, i'm sure you'll win this year
keep your shoes on, i'm not waiting around
i'm giving up this place so i can save my prayers
you were so shy today but i know that you're theirs.
this big multi-national company shipped me a coffin
and the delivery boy said, hop in
i wasn't sure what was happening
but i knew fighting the postal service was a sin
so the boy nailed the box closed above me
and i was really quiet snuggly and warm
now i won't have to deal with my boss or those college admissions forms or that
boy who keeps calling or those late fees i have at the library or my stupid
dad or anybody- hey!
now i have time to pursue my art!